{"id":795,"date":"2023-04-03T20:33:02","date_gmt":"2023-04-04T00:33:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/?p=795"},"modified":"2024-07-04T21:31:46","modified_gmt":"2024-07-05T01:31:46","slug":"echolog-the-girl-with-a-secret-weapon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/echolog-the-girl-with-a-secret-weapon\/","title":{"rendered":"echolog &#8211; the girl with a secret weapon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Jesus,&#8221; I believe I said.<\/p>\n<p>She shrugged. I was genuinely impressed, and stalling to think.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And I bet you say that to all the boys,&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>All <\/em>the boys,&#8221; she snapped back.<\/p>\n<p>It was quiet for a while, before I had to say it myself:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<em>I&#8217;ve got a thing for eyes, sorry,&#8221; <\/em>I repeated slowly. &#8220;Fuck.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Seven words to slay,&#8221; she shrugged again.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Eight,&#8221; I said, &#8220;I think.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Whatever.&#8221;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Notes:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The <a href=\"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/echolog-the-girl-with-the-nightmare-affair\">first of two stories<\/a> from last night&#8217;s session, relayed consecutively.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m <a href=\"https:\/\/y.yarn.co\/9d1054bf-00b2-4595-916e-d00b4f00b8de_text.gif\">still collating<\/a> here; working out what, exactly, I did right might take a bit of time.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>one\/two<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal","category-method"],"uagb_featured_image_src":{"full":false,"thumbnail":false,"medium":false,"medium_large":false,"large":false,"1536x1536":false,"2048x2048":false,"post-thumbnail":false,"post-thumbnail-mobile":false,"post-thumbnail-full":false,"origami-slider":false,"sow-carousel-default":false,"sow-blog-portfolio":false,"sow-blog-grid":false,"sow-blog-alternate":false},"uagb_author_info":{"display_name":"boy","author_link":"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/author\/theboy\/"},"uagb_comment_info":0,"uagb_excerpt":"one\/two","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=795"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":843,"href":"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions\/843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}