{"id":1056,"date":"2023-05-02T23:04:13","date_gmt":"2023-05-03T03:04:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/?page_id=1056"},"modified":"2024-07-04T21:31:45","modified_gmt":"2024-07-05T01:31:45","slug":"dry-dock-storytime","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/dry-dock-storytime\/","title":{"rendered":"dry dock &#8211; storytime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/phanton-may-i-tell-you-a-story.png\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-1055 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/phanton-may-i-tell-you-a-story-1024x576.png\" alt=\"this is no place to be this is no place at all\" width=\"780\" height=\"439\" srcset=\"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/phanton-may-i-tell-you-a-story-1024x576.png 1024w, https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/phanton-may-i-tell-you-a-story-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/phanton-may-i-tell-you-a-story-768x432.png 768w, https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/phanton-may-i-tell-you-a-story-1536x864.png 1536w, https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/phanton-may-i-tell-you-a-story-2048x1152.png 2048w, https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/phanton-may-i-tell-you-a-story-778x438.png 778w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 780px) 100vw, 780px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8220;May I tell you a story?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">When I was very young, I was given a test. A book, actually, which I was required to memorize and forbidden to read.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I set about other books, looking to devise a method of knowing what I could never learn; logic, deduction, decryption, probability, osmosis, divination, telepathy, shamanism&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Each subject led to a thousand others. Each of those, to ten thousand others. Then to fiction; mystery, fantasy, horror, romance..<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">In the end, I read every book there was or would be &#8211; save the one &#8211; remembering every letter, every idea, every last story..<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">..May I ask you a question?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;May I tell you a story? When I was very young, I was given a test. A book, actually, which I was required to memorize and forbidden to read. I set about other books, looking to devise a method of knowing what I could never learn; logic, deduction, decryption, probability, osmosis, divination, telepathy, shamanism&#8230; Each [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1056","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"uagb_featured_image_src":{"full":false,"thumbnail":false,"medium":false,"medium_large":false,"large":false,"1536x1536":false,"2048x2048":false,"post-thumbnail":false,"post-thumbnail-mobile":false,"post-thumbnail-full":false,"origami-slider":false,"sow-carousel-default":false,"sow-blog-portfolio":false,"sow-blog-grid":false,"sow-blog-alternate":false},"uagb_author_info":{"display_name":"boy","author_link":"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/author\/theboy\/"},"uagb_comment_info":0,"uagb_excerpt":"&#8220;May I tell you a story? When I was very young, I was given a test. A book, actually, which I was required to memorize and forbidden to read. I set about other books, looking to devise a method of knowing what I could never learn; logic, deduction, decryption, probability, osmosis, divination, telepathy, shamanism&#8230; Each&hellip;","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1056"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1056\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1063,"href":"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1056\/revisions\/1063"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/briefbloom.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}